mastermindalterego:

 ok we’re at the window. what do you want
 i want the burger
 there’s no burger on the menu
 i want the burger
 hinata we’re at taco bell
 quiero una burger
 the number of people in this car is about to go down to quiero uno if you don’t shut the hell up

mastermindalterego:

image ok we’re at the window. what do you want

image i want the burger

image there’s no burger on the menu

image i want the burger

image hinata we’re at taco bell

image quiero una burger

image the number of people in this car is about to go down to quiero uno if you don’t shut the hell up

marmartas:

some eva angels

idoodlez:

I wonder she was doing while in her gem

idoodlez:

I wonder she was doing while in her gem

bummerfriends:

April 2014: Horrorscopes for thefreshzine

flappermermaid:

"made up pronouns"

All pronouns are made up

All words are made up

That is was language is

A series of words that humans made up

hellacatholic:

"mr. president why is ur hand on the launch nukes button"
“it’s a metaphor”

kat-a-line:

The OFF Bosses Sketch Pack - Part 1

Uploaded for your viewing pleasure with permission from Mortis Ghost.

Part 2 can be found here!

hotslut69:

did everyone just quietly forgive pharrell for being in blurred lines

what did john green do now

weeaboo-chan:

someone went in his ask and sent him an angry message about the fact that he used (and defended laci green’s use of) transphobic + transmisogynist language, and instead of owning up to doing so and apologizing like a mature adult, he went on a big spiel about how they were mean for yelling at him on the internet

rivailleackerman:

Shingeki no TAROT
↳ The Major Arcana Tarot card meanings illustrate the structure of human consciousness and, as such, hold the keys to life lessons passed down through the ages. The imagery of the Major Arcana Tarot cards is filled with wisdom from multiple cultures and esoteric traditions, including the Egyptian, Buddhist, Hindu, Sufi, Hebrew and Christian religions.  Inspirations [x] [x]

I'm at work and I'm about to cry. I don't want to cry, can you say something funny?
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xekstrin:

mylife-beliike:

i-do-it-for-the-lesbians:

ONE TIME AT SCHOOL LET ME REMIND YOU I GO TO AN ALL GIRLS CATHOLIC HIGH SCHOOL SO THEY ALL WEAR SHOIRT ASS SKIRTS OKAY SO ONE TIME THIS GIRL LIKE TRIPPED AND HER SKIRT FLEW UP AND MY FRIEND WAS LIKE TIFFANH GO FUCKING HELP HER UP AND I WAS LIKE PARALYZED STARING AT HER ASS AND THEN MY FRIEND WAS LIKE FUCKING SHIT TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN AND SHE LITERALLY HIT ME WITH A BIBLE AND I HAVE NO REGRETS NONE

This kills me every time

"TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN"

eriter:

help me

eriter:

help me

sassykardashian:

IF YOU EVER GET IN A FIGHT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER JUST BREATHE IN THE HELIUM OUT OF A BALLOON AND HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND THE FIRST ONE TO LAUGH LOSES