ok we’re at the window. what do you want
i want the burger
there’s no burger on the menu
i want the burger
hinata we’re at taco bell
quiero una burger
the number of people in this car is about to go down to quiero uno if you don’t shut the hell up
some eva angels
I wonder she was doing while in her gem
"made up pronouns"
All pronouns are made up
All words are made up
That is was language is
A series of words that humans made up
"mr. president why is ur hand on the launch nukes button"
“it’s a metaphor”
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did everyone just quietly forgive pharrell for being in blurred lines
someone went in his ask and sent him an angry message about the fact that he used (and defended laci green’s use of) transphobic + transmisogynist language, and instead of owning up to doing so and apologizing like a mature adult, he went on a big spiel about how they were mean for yelling at him on the internet
Shingeki no TAROT
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ONE TIME AT SCHOOL LET ME REMIND YOU I GO TO AN ALL GIRLS CATHOLIC HIGH SCHOOL SO THEY ALL WEAR SHOIRT ASS SKIRTS OKAY SO ONE TIME THIS GIRL LIKE TRIPPED AND HER SKIRT FLEW UP AND MY FRIEND WAS LIKE TIFFANH GO FUCKING HELP HER UP AND I WAS LIKE PARALYZED STARING AT HER ASS AND THEN MY FRIEND WAS LIKE FUCKING SHIT TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN AND SHE LITERALLY HIT ME WITH A BIBLE AND I HAVE NO REGRETS NONE
This kills me every time
"TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN"
IF YOU EVER GET IN A FIGHT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER JUST BREATHE IN THE HELIUM OUT OF A BALLOON AND HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND THE FIRST ONE TO LAUGH LOSES